People respond to the Murdoch family's embarrassing legal L's this week
"Lol suck shit" and other responses to the Murdoch family failing in defamation court, twice
The Murdoch' family’s legal troubles have ended early with both high profile defamation suits involving their media cabal’s lies regarding the US election having blown up in their faces more embarrassingly than a Space X rocket.
These cases ended abruptly just as Rupert Murdoch would have been made to tell the truth for the first time in his career running an international news organisation, much in a similar fashion to his many marriages and recent engagement.
Since then Rupert has stated that he would feel heartbroken if he had a heart, and Lachlan told reporters:
“Umm…well actually I think you’ll find the reason I dropped the lawsuit against Crikey is because I would have won so hard, that’s why I didn’t want to risk it. It’s true, we so would have proved that we didn’t spread the lies that lead to Jan 6, but those bullies at Crikey would have pointed to us failing to prove that in American court and it would have made them look good. So yeah, we’re the real winners here.”
“Also I reject the claim that I am currently crying, I… I just… someone is clearly cutting onions right now.”
Many others have a responded to this terrible moment for the family with the appropriate amount of remorse:
“Lol eat shit” - Crikey
“I want to congratulate News Corp after the humiliating step-downs by Dominion and Crikey” - Former Top Law Officer of Australia, Christian Porter
“These lawsuits are so dead that I have begun hacking their phones” - Piers Morgan
“Just like the US election, the lawsuits were rigged” - Rowan Dean
“This is why we don’t need to diversify media ownership” - Anthony Albanese
“This just goes to show that the Murdoch family are a threat to democracy and you can’t trust anyone who has made deals with those devils” - Former Murdoch suck-up, Malcolm Turnbull
“Tonight was a sombre night at Scores Nightclub” - Kevin Rudd
“Time to put the popcorn away I guess” - Everyone who thinks they are funny on Twitter
“This reminds me of the most recent episode of Succession, have you seen it?” - Annoying Middle-Aged person
“And you all doubted me saying this lawsuit would have more tea than mine?” - Gwyneth Paltrow
“Woof woof” - My dog Max
“Hunter Biden is making the M&M’s less fuckable to turn the kids trans” - Fox News
More from John:
“Australia, this ‘Autism Awareness Month’ be ‘aware’ that your attitudes towards us are literally killing us” for theshot.net.au
There are real consequences to these attitudes. In Australia, autistic people are 5-9 times more likely to commit suicide than the general population. There is nothing about autism that drives these people to suicide. It isn’t a death sentence. But the way society treats us can be.
In fact, our suicide rate is so high that it knocked cancer off the top spot for cause of death amongst autistic Aussies. It’s so common among young autistic people that our average life expectancy is much lower than the general population’s, sitting at around 35 years old.
Yep, that’s right, just thirty fucking five.
So, if you’re older than 35, congratulations! You have already outlived my life expectancy as well as the life expectancy of other young autistic people. How does that make you feel? I sure know how it makes me feel writing this.
Please read the full article here (as a comedian I am not used to be that open in my work but I felt like it was super important to do so since we don’t really talk about these issues much)
Also tomorrow is my birthday so make sure to follow my socials here and be very nice to me.