Guide: How to punch a Nazi
A simple step by step guide for anyone who seems to be a bit confused, like the police.
You probably don’t know this but I did martial arts for 15 years and taught Karate for a few years but now I found a societal use for it, teaching people how to punch Nazis since apparently there has been some confusion recently, so please take notes on this basic moral stance:
STEP 1:
Close your fist
STEP 2:
Punch that Nazi piece of shit in their dumb Nazi face!
FAQ:
What if there are people protesting peacefully nearby who support civil or LGBTQI+ rights?
Hi there police officer, I’m glad you’re reading this. What I suggest is all the energy you put into attacking peaceful activists into attacking the dangerous Nazis. Even if you don’t want to punch them, you could use that pepper spray or any of the other weapons you love so much.
What if I am a police officer and the Nazi is my son?
Normally I would never condone violence against your child, but if that child is a full grown adult out there being a Nazi, punch him while knowing that you’re a failure of a parent.
What if I secretly or not-so-secretly agree with the Nazis?
Ahh, you finally admitted it, well I hope you eat shit and fuck off back to whatever hole you crawled out of you piece of shit.
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