Enough with the middling class warfare... lets have a good ol' fashioned class uprising instead!
Why make tiny changes to tax rates when we can simply just eat the rich?
Hey everyone,
This last week we have seen non-stop talk of ‘class warfare’ after a proposed change to the capitalist machine of ‘Superannuation’ would see the top 0.5% of earners get a slightly smaller tax discount on their Super contributions after 3 million dollars. I for one hope those poor souls launch a go-fund-me to help protect their multiple investment mansions.
Yes, the helpless tax dodging billionaires fucking us all over might soon have to work hard to find a different way to legally dodge tax.
Move over Robodebt, rental crisis and cost-of-living crisis ; there is a real problem that needs addressing, how much of a tax discount do the people whose greed caused those problems get to have.
But, as Labor’s modelling shows, in 30 years time if no one touches the rate, this tiny change could affect up to the top 10% of earners. I mean, after the stage 3 tax cuts there will barely be any need for some of these people to avoid tax through super, we are destroying one of their favourite hobbies!
Soon the only ways these privileged people will have left to amuse themselves is abusing their workers, racing their yachts and crying about whichever author/artist is being ‘censored’ because their bigotry could be bad for corporate profits.
However for many people like myself, this Super change literally doesn’t matter. I mean, it’s not like my generation will ever be able to retire anyway. Assuming of course, that the rich don’t kill us all with climate change by the time we reach the mythical ‘retirement age’.
News Corp have furious about this ‘class warfare’, working so hard to protect a discount on the taxes they don’t pay in this country. Labelling the government as ‘liars’ who manipulated their way around an election, the Murdoch media empire haven’t worked this hard to destabilise a government process since Jan 6th 2021.
The Liberal Party have also gone on the offensive in the ‘class war’. Angus Taylor preached about the government not being ‘responsible’ with, while country NSW is still waiting for the $80m worth of drought relief water from his rowing buddies. Fantastic. Great move. Well done Angus.
Cartoon supervillain Peter Dutton claimed ‘regular people’ have come up to him expressing concern for this ‘attack’ on the wellbeing of rich people, leading to the alleged ‘not-a-monster’ making it clear he only supports attacking the wellbeing of groups like refugee children.
However, I do agree with them all on one thing, this ‘class war’ of bickering amongst multimillionaires who don’t care about the rest of us needs to stop, and not just because of how annoying the mind-numbing stupidity of this whole discourse.
Tax discounts on Super is such a boring and ineffective way to try reign in the growing inequality in this country, especially since the rich fucks in charge said the money will just go to ‘budget balancing’ for upcoming elections. Anthony Albanese is the only man so void of a personality that he can even make ‘taxing the rich’ dull and disappointing.
That’s why I have a different proposal: let’s just have a good old fashioned class uprising!
It will be great. I mean we out number them, rich people are frightened by the thought of us and have you seen rich people lately? I don’t know what it is about caviar, but clearly it makes them weaker.
And sure, some of the annoying middle class idiots will kiss the feet of the rich people still or go ‘that’s not the way to make change, you make change by talking about wanting to make change amongst other middle class people at events funded by the rich.’ But, if we just put in earplugs and stop reading their opinion columns, we can take away the power of their weaponised smugness.
Eating the rich doesn’t just solve all the material problems in the world, it also has other side affects like removing their influence on pop-culture. We could make tv shows and movies that are watchable again!
Forget ‘I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!’, wouldn’t it be more fun if we get the worst Aussie personalities wanting a rebrand, took them to the jungle and left them there for good?
So put down the pillow you scream into and let your anger at the world out in another way, by burning this fucking system down!
Kind regards,
John Delmenico